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Morning all in the Vette Nation! Mondays sure can suck! Hopefully you all had a great week. Do NOT forget that it is BLAB day today. What is BLAB? Blab is real time, instant chatting that is a member only feature inside the site. Anyone who wants to Blab (Chat) can do so real time – kind of like MSN. The Blabs are scheduled for members:

Monday – 4pm est
Wednesday – 8pm est
Friday – midnight (yes midnight est)

So……… if you are having a bad day and want to BLAB about it… I am all ears. Not a member yet of the most amazingly amazing porn site in the solar system? Just grab a months membership here…

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There are better ways to get off! Camshow day today people!!!!!!!!!! Yes….. 5pm est – 10 pm gmt, the world famous ‘Sunday Suck’ is on. Me…. live doing what I do. Want to meet me? Just grab a membership to the best damn pornsite run by a Norwegian big boobed blonde with an armour plated Corvette in the world. I am also doing an Aftercam ‘Tea n’ Titties’ chat at 6.15 pm est – 11.15 pm gmt. THIS IS ALL MEMBERS ONLY OF VICKYATHOME….. grab a membership and I will see you there!

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So I have been getting a ton of hate mail from Sri Lanka, calling me & the Vette Nation blasphemous, vile, materialistic etc. I could not figure it out! Do people from Sri Lanka not get the Vette Nation? Do they not understand adult sexual activity by a Norwegian big chested blonde who has an army of weirdos called the VNA (‘Vette Nation Army’)? What part of my baton is needed to get the people of Sri Lanka to stop sending me emails that I am an infidel? I mean, they got their own batons going on right?

So the mystery has been solved. It seems that the folks in Sri Lanka have a really popular publication called the VNN! The Vaishnava News Network which by all accounts has received 45 million hits. To check them out just go to http://www.vnn.org. Now I have nothing against temples, worshipping, and not using shoes per se….. but some of the rules of this organisation seem strict! I mean, I run a loose ship here at the Vette Nation… so long as you don’t use the word ‘wazzup’ in messages to me, and otherwise pledge allegiance to Vickyathome dot com…. I don’t mind if you wear shoes, take medicine, excessively drink milk, or ‘eat luxuriously like a big man’. Do I agree with everything? No… I mean, should everyone ‘surrender to Sri Chaitanya Math’….. and if not be somehow lacking in service so that we are ‘ultimately devoured’

It seems to me, that I would not do too well in such a place. I like shoes, watch Nip Tuck, and don’t surrender to anyone… but why the hate mail? Well…. it seems that the good old folks at VNN.org have been getting a few Vette Nation News followers confused by the complete lack of sexy pics and vids!!!! Yes, I publish something that I call the VNN (Vette Nation News – sort of like CNN but with Nipple Clamps!) every single week. I think some of the 45 million hits to VNN.org came from people looking for my VNN. To get MY VNN and the wonderful news it contains in your mailbox, go to http://www.vickyathome.com/guest.htm and sign up to the newsletter. You can check it out by looking up http://www.vickyathome.com/vnn.htm or just by going to the Official Worshipping Shrine of the Vette Nation otherwise called http://www.vickyathome.com/guest.htm and hit ‘newsletter’.

So my VNN is much, much ‘different’ that the VNN in Sri Lanka. My VNN has less sheets, more skin, and no restrictions on the amount of milk that you drink. Sorry for the confusion VNN.org…. this is how I roll in my part of the world. The Vette Nation News is not exactly prime time news, but who cares!

Beam me up Scotty – there are a bunch of angry Sri Lankans dressed in sheets after me!
xo
Vicky Vette
PS This blog was entirely satirical and only designed to make sure you sign up for the VNN newsletter I send out! Do NOT harass the fine people of Sri Lanka! Sheets are cool and who needs shoes and milk anyway?

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Yes it is true…. a true icon and legend in the adult industry, Nina Hartley,
is turning 50 this week. With an AVN over 22 years ago for Debbie Duz Dishes, and an AVN just 2 months ago for Best Non-Sex Performance, Nina has seen it all and done it all! Some of her long list of accomplishments include:

* AVN Winner – Best Non-Sex Performance (2009)
* AVN Nominee – Best Anal Sex Scene; Nina Hartley’s Guide to Porn Star’s Sex Secrets (2007)
* Best Specialty Tape – BDSM for Nina Hartley’s Private Sessions 13 (2005)
* Best Specialty Tape – Spanking for Nina Hartley’s Guide To Spanking (2005)
* Best Supporting Actress – Video for The Last X-Rated Movie (1991)
* Best Couples Sex Scene Film for Amanda By Night II (1987)
* Best Couples Sex Scene – Video for Sensual Escape (1989)
* Best Supporting Actress – Film for Portrait of an Affair (1989)
* Best Actress – Video for Debbie Duz Dishes (1987)

Nina has a successful book ‘Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex’ – available on Amazon and has crossed over to mainstream with roles in such movies as Boogie Nights, and on talk shows such as the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Nina crosses 50 hard at work/play lecturing, performing, and making public appearances. She still does her popular weekly Members Only Camshows with adult star guests on Tuesday nights @10pm est (available at http://www.ninahartley.com

Nina we salute you and are honored to have you in our circle!!!!!

As a thanks for being an icon and to celebrate her birthday, any person who joins Nina’s site, http://www.ninahartley.com during her birthday week (from arch 7 until March 14 at midnight est) will get a FREE Vette Nation t-shirt AND a special commemorative autograph from Nina herself. As you know, if you join http://www.ninahartley.com, you get my site
http://www.vickyathome.com & http://www.sashasparks.com FREE!!!

To claim your FREE shirt when you join simply sign up during Nina’s birthday eek and send me an email to vicky@vickyathome.com with the code INASBIRTHDAY50. This offer is restricted to the United States and Canadian sign ups to http://www.ninahartley.com.

Happy Birthday Nina! From all of us here! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nina Hartley just updated her site, NinaHartley.com with a killer set of pictures of her in white. I had to put one of them up for you……….. some would say that Nina’s ass is to die for….. here is your chance to check it out for yourself!

Of course, NinaHartley.com is FREE if you join Vickyathome.com, and visa versa! Nina is LIVE every Tuesday expounding on all things sex. Got a question for a legend? She is more than happy to demonstrate. Her shows are usually on Tuesdays @10 pm est.

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I am a HUGE coffeaholic…. and drink S******s almost every day, so I had to laugh when I saw this picture. Why does everything have to come down to the work Suck?! Anyway, just in case any of you have wondered, there is going to be a future Lavatory Occupied episode featuring your favorite coffee…… and until that is released to the world, all seven of the previous episodes are available here……….

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Not in the VNA! We are rolling new tech at the Vette Nation Army!! All our troops are equipped with the latest in technology – speed, stealth and firepower. Let’s face it….. only one weapon is important right? To check out more firepower in the Vette Nation Army….. go to the best damn adult site run by a Norwegian who moved to Canada that likes Corvette’s and army fatigues in the entire world here.

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A stupid pic from travels around the world. I have seen a deer crossing, moose crossing, sheep crossing and even an army tank crossing….. but a hooker crossing?

Make sure you go check out all the new stuff at my site by the way! Nina Hartley is LIVE tonight at 10 pm est and you can watch it here!
Attenzione! Camshow Happening!

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Ok, so I was in the south of Spain having a trip and visiting massive humongous boobed Rebecca Jessop. She says…’Vicky… let’s play with a pair of stockings!’ So we shot a very cool set of stockings being shoved in all the right (or wrong) places. I am in stockings, she is in stockings, and there seems to be a spair set of stockings which the cameraman swore were not his. To cap it off we wore school girl outfits. Is the stocking thing sexy to you? What is it about stockings that turn you on?

For the complete set of pics with Rebecca Jessop as well as videos…. head to the best damn MILF driving a Corvette running an army website in the world….. RIGHT HERE

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Yes, it is frikkin cold where I live!!! It snowed in Georgia yesterday…. how bizarre! Everyone bundle up!

Don’t forget that there are tons of new updates at my HOT site…….. including Sara Jay getting her ass spanked raw by Nina, a new lavatory occupied episode, and new pics with my bongo…. yes bongo. So bundle up and warm up!

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