I have decided that I need a quiet secluded place away from the scrutiny of what I do for a living, so I have a new mailing address. From now on, kindly address all mail, fan club letters, business inquiries to:

Vicky Vette
Butt Hole Lane
England

If you don’t know where this is, are a friend and need directions… just remember, all roads lead to Butt Hole! All locals know where to find Butt Hole. Butt Hole is centrally located and quite a thoroughfare. It is not quite considered a highway, but some might think of it as a heavily travelled passage way that gives access to all kinds of fun stuff in the area.

Ahhhh, I love it at Butt Hole!

PS for those of you who send me messages like “Wazzup witch ya”, this blog is meant to be satirical and not intended to result in a deluge of mail to the residents of Butt Hole.

Beam me up Scotty!

Vicky Vette
C/O Butt Hole Lane
Somewhere in a State of Silliness

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Adult MILF superstar and Booble Girl of the Year Vicky Vette of http://www.vickyathome.com is celebrating the inauguration of a new president with a special members only live ‘No More Bush’ camshow event where she plans on shaving off her ‘bush’. Vicky Vette says “People around the world kept on saying ‘no more bush!’ every time I listened to the radio or television and it got me thinking about mine. So, since people want ‘no more bush’…….. and in the spirit of ‘change’, I am shaving my off bush, and doing it live! The inauguration of our new President is a worldwide celebration that bush is no longer in vogue – so I am inviting people from around the world to celebrate with a ‘No More Bush – Shaving for Change’ Camshow event. Christy Canyon gave me the inspiration for the show when I was listening to her on the radio – so I am just doing my little bit of symbolism for the nation. In the spirit on bipartisanship I invite Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and people around the world to join me in this symbolic event by ‘Shaving for Change’! Maybe the rush on shavers around the world will help jumpstart the economy – everyone knows it is easier to get a job with a clean shaven look.”

To get the show live and to celebrate ‘No More Bush’ with Vicky, just sign up to either http://www.vickyathome.com, http://www.ninahartley.com or http://www.sashasparks.com. The live event airs, Wednesday, January 21, at 7pm EST – Midnight GMT.

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My girl Sara Jay is doing her first ever feature this thursday, Jan 22 in New York City… The Bronx actually… if you are anywhere near there go and say hello to her! She is a little nervous…

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So some of you may remember I did a top 10 list of things I would like to see changed in adult. The one that came in at #10 was that there should be no ‘preggo’ adult movies. I make this blog with the proviso that I am a huge proponent of the adult industry and the right to shoot ‘adult’ fun on camera. The first amendment rocks and the attempts to curb those rights can be very dangerous. There are however some instances where although the activity is totally legal and within the protection of our laws, that as a society we should ask whether the activity should be allowed – ie: are some things just so wrong that we should at a minimum find them offensive?

So the subject of pregnant porn is one that is double edged for me. I did some research on the net before making this post and found tons and tons of available pregnant porn to look at…. including teenage girls ‘knocked up & banged up’. There is a demand from a sector in the world for this product or it would not be produced and disseminated to the general public.

Me personally? I think ‘adult entertainment’ is just that….. two or more ‘adults’ engaging in ‘consensual’ sex with each other on camera – NOT two or more adults engaging in sex with an unborn baby. Legally I guess there is nothing wrong with it. While it is ILLEGAL to shoot adult porn in front of kids (in fact I am quite sure you can go to prison for child endangerment by shooting adult in front of kids), I guess you cannot get in trouble if a pregnant teen is shooting yet another installment of ‘Teen Pregnant Sluts Banged for Your Pleasure Vol 39′. I am sure that some people might argue that: 1. the act is legal; 2. a woman has a right to do what she wants with her own body especially if she is broke and needs the cash; 3. drilling a pregnant teenager is an ‘art’.

My take? Society is pushing the boundaries too far with zero knowledge of the long term effects on not only the participants but also the unborn children. Some of you know how I feel about teenagers in porn – let alone broke desperate teens who may be using the money from a shoot to pay for an abortion. I question whether it is really consent when the girl is likely desperate and the production crews are likely using girls who are about ready to give birth …. the baby sure isn’t giving ‘consent’ to the filming.

So what is the attraction? The degradation of a teenager who is already knocked up? Is it the shape of the girl that reminds the viewer of ‘the child within’ when he watches it? Is there some deep fantasy of child abuse? Does the size of the belly remind the viewer of his own belly?

I just don’t get it. I wonder whether some of this adult material is a reflection on the growing trend in celebrity circles to use getting pregnant for fame and cash. It used to be risque to do even one subtle nude picture (such as Demi Moore’s nude pregnant pose). Now, it is suddenly in vogue to announce ‘a la Britney Spears’ that you are pregnant so that your picture can be on the cover of People Magazine. We as a society still buy Britney’s albums and celebrity even though her kids were taken away from her by the criminal justice system. I guess there is a whole blog on that subject in the future.

I most disturbed at the total disregard for the unborn child. Having been in the industry I am aware of the sometimes total filth and dirt that you can encounter at adult shoots. I am not a doctor, but from what I have read on the internet certain pregnancies are ‘high risk’ ie… the chances of miscarriage go up during intercourse when pregnant. Sexually transmitted diseases, while tested for, are a risk during sex. Why risk the unborn child? Is the risk to the child worth the ‘artform’ of a 15 minute video clip? There is also the question of what will happen years from now when a child of the internet age matures. You can just hear the conversations around the dinner table now: ‘Mom…. the kids at school say I shot adult films with you and three guys! Is it true?

You know, people wonder why some kids turn to drugs or end up as prostitutes etc. I may be completely off base but until someone can rationally explain to me either the fascination with or benefit of preggers porn, may I kindly suggest that we should at a bare minimum voice an opinion against such stuff? I leave you with a picture….. I cropped it from a teen preggers site of a girl seemingly on the verge of going into labor just about to shoot a hardcore scene with three young adults who presumably are old enough to be ‘babysitters’. Does it turn you on? Does it make you want to buy it, watch it, and enjoy it?

I am not looking for an army of ‘yes’ men. If your Commander in Briefs is off base, lemme know.

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WHO WANTS NUDIE PICS OF ME?

Well, if you think you are getting it by writing to me at Myspace, yahoo or email me for nude pics, you are asking the WRONG person. A quick, short pet peeve. Some folks around here insist on writing me things like:

- hey sweets, you are hot, do you model? can I have a nudie pic?
- hey Vicky! are you horny, wanna msn?
- hey mami, hit me up with a nude pic to my yahoo!

I do admit that I have NOTHING better to do than to send nude pictures of me to whoever asks all day. In fact there is NOTHING I like to do better than have random sex chats with whoever hits me up at 2.23 am. But, for those in the Vette Nation who have not gotten the message yet

- MYSPACE IS NOT AN ADULT XRATED SITE! I know it is hard to fathom, but there is a reason why there are no pics of me on my profile doing the downward dog completely naked and with a vibrator stuck in one or more locations! I have a smashingly fun website called Vickyathome dot com, where you can, with the aid of something called Visa, Mastercard, check, telephone, and cashier’s check you can download all the nudie pics and video of me that you could ever want AND meet me online live and real time almost every day! Myspace is a ‘social networking’ site people – NOT a place to trade nude pictures so NO, please don’t send me silly requests that take up valuable time from all the great messages that I do get in my inbox. I have some shocking news – there are tons of phoney profiles on myspace and everywhere else. Yes, it is true, a 16 year old can check a box representing that he/she is over 18 and create a profile that says anything he/she wants. So, yes, even when a guy writes with a profile saying he is a 36 year old stud muffin in Hollywood, in reality the person could be a kid. I could get in deep trouble for sending adult material and it is NOT worth it.

For those people OVER the age of 18 who write things like ‘yo ma, send me a nudie pic’, there is something called Gooooooooooooooogle. All you have to do is type in my name, V-I-C-K-Y V-E-T-T-E and tons of free stuff will magically appear that feature pics of me in various yoga positions. For those of you that enjoy adult entertainment and seriously want to interact with me in an adults only setting, grab a membership to Vickyathome. It is more fun than myspace or yahoo groups, I promise.

Thanks!
Vicky Vette

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So an aquaintence on myspace asked me if I’d snap a pic in his Tank Top – I took a few! The rest are inside the site though! As usual, members can just click the pic to get to the rest… Let me know what you think guys!

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So yesterday I posted a set of Sara Jay as Major Trouble, it’s only fair I post a set of what your Commander in Briefs wore! I went more for the front lines, getting dirty, down in the trenches with my boys look… hehehe…

There are some of us together as well, examining each others torpedoes… members can click the pic to go through for the rest of them!

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A quick set of stills taken at the hotel with Sara Jay, she was so thrilled with her “Major Trouble” outfit that she bought especially for our live show together! She soooo got off on modeling it for us!

It looked so good – on and off of her! Members can just click the pic to see the rest of them! (in hi rez of course)

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OMG!!! There is so much porn on my computer!

I’m just posting this little set on the site now… It’s soooo cute! Members can click through the pic to the rest of the set. Thanks to my myspace buddy for sending me the shirt!

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So from time to time I get friend requests on social networks from ‘females’ who are really ultra ‘uber’ hot – the type that work out every day, party all night, and have super cool girl friends. The profile usually says something like ‘Bi only girls’ or ‘Men, don’t bother.’ Usually the profile features a ‘girl’ who is smoking hot and every single one of ‘her’ friends is either a model, pornstar or smoking hot girl. I have a bit of a giggle especially when the messages to me say something like…. ‘hey gurl, you’re hot, wanna chat?’

One such profile is SininVegas, an ultra hot blonde babe living in Vegas. I was tipped off that SininVegas might be a phoney by a couple of things….. well, first there was the ultra hot blonde with the awesome bod with all of her friends being hot chicks who wants to meet beautiful women – ahhh life is good for SininVegas! Trust me, if you are bi or lesbian, every girl usually has at least one male friend… if nothing else to scare off unwanted male advances and stalkers! If you are going to put up a fake profile as a girl at least add some hunks to the page. Add Brad Pitt as an example to throw people like me off your trail. I want to meet beautiful women too but I have guy friends on my page!

The second dead give away….. SininVegas was USING MY PICTURE (pic number 3)…. carefully cropped to cut off my head. (It’s me over at Danni’s Hard Drive having lunch in between shoots, I have the same pic on my website too, in one of the behind the scenes or diary pages) Trust me, those are my boobles and I did not loan them to SininVegas. Bit of advice, if you are going to pose as a hot girl, don’t use pictures of well known pornstars… it might blow the cover of your dress right off! I did post a comment on my own picture though… how cool is that?! Funnier still, I wrote to SininVegas to see if she/he would accept me… ‘lauren’ accepted me saying how pleased she/he was that I would seek to add her!

So, I just don’t understand this since I get a lot of these types of profiles. Guys, do you really think that posing as a girl will mask your ‘male-radar’ enought to get you more girl friends that will actually chat with you? Do you really think that by indicating you have a couple of fun bags, that girls will somehow trust and befriend you – sort of like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie? Do you have some magical master plan that ultimately, by posing as an ultra hot vixen, you are going to get laid by all of the girls that you are seeking to befriend? Is this some real deep down desire to wear a dress and talk about feminine issues with hot models?

I am calling on all men to be proud of your manhood! Be proud of your packages! There is nothing wrong with being a man…. well, most of the time.

As always thanks for listening to my thoughts from my small part of the internet universe.

Vicky Vette
Beam me up Scotty!

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