Why I shoot porn as opposed to working in the corporate environment like I used to…. I would be retired by now! lol..
Subject: Early Retirement
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible
for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much
SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always had the attention of your Supervisor. They
have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.Based itself
on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do
not receive enough SHIT, see your supervisor.
Sincerely
The Management
I will say one thing, when I was a manager, I had the best team ever, we really worked well together. But I still don’t miss it! lol..
Hey at least when I get screwed I enjoy it!
