So I am not much into football, but you guys are so, there is a contest going on at my YAHOO GROUP:

groups.yahoo.com/group/VetteNationArmy/

How to win? Easy…..

- go to my Yahoo Group

- post the exact score (by NOON EST on Superbowl Sunday)

- if you guess right, you get a FREE video from me

How easy is that!!!! So far, most are picking the Pittsburgh Steelers to win.

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This is a great country, but I am genuinely amazed by the often medieval approach to sex and adult fun in the United States. There seems to be a horrifically backwards approach to the enjoyment of anything remotely sexual. Having traveled overseas in Europe, I can see why most European nations think our attitudes towards sex border on Victorian (don’t even get me going on the subject of the ban on showing the hint of a nipple on televison).

This from the fine people of the legislature in Coweta County, Georgia, ya’ll…… where, the governing body has just passed a law which prohibits the sale of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” Violation of the ordinance can lead to six months in jail and a $1000 fine. It is already illegal in the fine state of Alabama to sell a vibrator unless it is used for a medical purpose.

Now, I could make a bunch of jokes about the banning of vibrators, pocket rockets and other toys since some of the things that I have used in the ‘stimulation of human genital organs’ are not even sold in sex shops. I could also joke that at least the people of Coweta county, only made it illegal to sell sex toys designed to stimulate ‘human’ genital organs – why not all genitals? I must say however that once again this is a glowing example of how civil liberties are still being stripped away with very little recourse. To stop such laws, fines, and penalties costs a LOT of money, court time, and resouces….. all over a vibrator designed to give a woman pleasure. I fail to see how a vibrator of any kind is threat to society or the people of Coweta county. If I ever drive through that county in the future I will be sure to prepare beforehand by changing the vibrator function on my cell phone… (hey a girl has gotta do what a girl has gotta do!)

The sad thing is that there are more shining examples of this backwards way of thinking that I could blog about every day. What is possibly wrong with the sale of vibrators….. do they think that somehow they are immoral, indecent, or dangerous to the human relationship structure? Vibrators I am sure have saved many a marriage!

At what point is this nation going to start letting go of repressive attitudes towards anything of a sexual nature?

Beam me up Scotty! This place scares me!

Vicky Vette

….. for those of you who want to know where to plan the next family vacation, here is a map of GA, and the location of Coweta….

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No, not American Idol, better! So, I am truly amazed that I have been nominated by XBiz for Webstarlet of the Year. The ‘red carpet’ awards show in Hollywood takes place February 12, 2009. The nominations of hot girls in the business for this award are: Aaliyah Love, Alyssah Simone, Ashley Fires, Ava Knight, Catalina Cruz, Illeana’s, Ivy Black, Jana Jordan, Jelena Jensen, Jordan Capri, Kayden420, Puma Swede, Tiffany Preston, Trisha Uptown, &, yours truly Vicky Vette.

So, why am I amazed (other than the fact I am a decade older than every other nominee)?….. I make adult movies literally from my home and distribute them online all over the world direct to the fans – with no help whatsoever from the adult industry. I don’t work for Hustler, Digital Playground, or Brazzers – I shoot exclusively for myself and you folks. Soooo, to get a nomination for webstarlet of the year, when companies do not get any ‘back end’ out of the exposure is surprising to say the least. I am very, very flattered.

I am proud of the last twelve months & you guys helped out to say the least. Who can forget all the votes you guys sent in for things like Booble Girl of the Year 2008 (you shocked quite a few industry people by voting my ‘Boobles’ number one in the business), and MissMyspaceUSA in March, not to mention the support you gave for charity efforts like Aidswalk Atlanta (watch the video on my videos page). Things have grown immensely in the last twelve months. My network of websites includes, my site Vickyathome, Nina Hartley’s official site, Sasha Sparks’ official site, and a camshow network. I like to think that my little corner of the web is now a destination to go check out and see what is happening rather than some shrine to past achievements. We are already planning all kinds of fun & different events for this year – join the action now so that you can be a part of it. The people who join my adult network become my ‘core’ fans & friends.

Do I expect win the award on the 12th? Of course not, but it does give me a chance to do one thing…. INVADE HOLLYWOOD WITH THE VETTE NATION ARMY IN TOW. Soooooo, if you are in the area on the 12th, let’s rough up the red carpet a bit! Hollywood has not seen me in a while and I would like to see the looks on some shocked industry faces!

Beam Me Up Scotty!

Vicky Vette

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I have decided that I need a quiet secluded place away from the scrutiny of what I do for a living, so I have a new mailing address. From now on, kindly address all mail, fan club letters, business inquiries to:

Vicky Vette
Butt Hole Lane
England

If you don’t know where this is, are a friend and need directions… just remember, all roads lead to Butt Hole! All locals know where to find Butt Hole. Butt Hole is centrally located and quite a thoroughfare. It is not quite considered a highway, but some might think of it as a heavily travelled passage way that gives access to all kinds of fun stuff in the area.

Ahhhh, I love it at Butt Hole!

PS for those of you who send me messages like “Wazzup witch ya”, this blog is meant to be satirical and not intended to result in a deluge of mail to the residents of Butt Hole.

Beam me up Scotty!

Vicky Vette
C/O Butt Hole Lane
Somewhere in a State of Silliness

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Adult MILF superstar and Booble Girl of the Year Vicky Vette of http://www.vickyathome.com is celebrating the inauguration of a new president with a special members only live ‘No More Bush’ camshow event where she plans on shaving off her ‘bush’. Vicky Vette says “People around the world kept on saying ‘no more bush!’ every time I listened to the radio or television and it got me thinking about mine. So, since people want ‘no more bush’…….. and in the spirit of ‘change’, I am shaving my off bush, and doing it live! The inauguration of our new President is a worldwide celebration that bush is no longer in vogue – so I am inviting people from around the world to celebrate with a ‘No More Bush – Shaving for Change’ Camshow event. Christy Canyon gave me the inspiration for the show when I was listening to her on the radio – so I am just doing my little bit of symbolism for the nation. In the spirit on bipartisanship I invite Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and people around the world to join me in this symbolic event by ‘Shaving for Change’! Maybe the rush on shavers around the world will help jumpstart the economy – everyone knows it is easier to get a job with a clean shaven look.”

To get the show live and to celebrate ‘No More Bush’ with Vicky, just sign up to either http://www.vickyathome.com, http://www.ninahartley.com or http://www.sashasparks.com. The live event airs, Wednesday, January 21, at 7pm EST – Midnight GMT.

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My girl Sara Jay is doing her first ever feature this thursday, Jan 22 in New York City… The Bronx actually… if you are anywhere near there go and say hello to her! She is a little nervous…

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So some of you may remember I did a top 10 list of things I would like to see changed in adult. The one that came in at #10 was that there should be no ‘preggo’ adult movies. I make this blog with the proviso that I am a huge proponent of the adult industry and the right to shoot ‘adult’ fun on camera. The first amendment rocks and the attempts to curb those rights can be very dangerous. There are however some instances where although the activity is totally legal and within the protection of our laws, that as a society we should ask whether the activity should be allowed – ie: are some things just so wrong that we should at a minimum find them offensive?

So the subject of pregnant porn is one that is double edged for me. I did some research on the net before making this post and found tons and tons of available pregnant porn to look at…. including teenage girls ‘knocked up & banged up’. There is a demand from a sector in the world for this product or it would not be produced and disseminated to the general public.

Me personally? I think ‘adult entertainment’ is just that….. two or more ‘adults’ engaging in ‘consensual’ sex with each other on camera – NOT two or more adults engaging in sex with an unborn baby. Legally I guess there is nothing wrong with it. While it is ILLEGAL to shoot adult porn in front of kids (in fact I am quite sure you can go to prison for child endangerment by shooting adult in front of kids), I guess you cannot get in trouble if a pregnant teen is shooting yet another installment of ‘Teen Pregnant Sluts Banged for Your Pleasure Vol 39′. I am sure that some people might argue that: 1. the act is legal; 2. a woman has a right to do what she wants with her own body especially if she is broke and needs the cash; 3. drilling a pregnant teenager is an ‘art’.

My take? Society is pushing the boundaries too far with zero knowledge of the long term effects on not only the participants but also the unborn children. Some of you know how I feel about teenagers in porn – let alone broke desperate teens who may be using the money from a shoot to pay for an abortion. I question whether it is really consent when the girl is likely desperate and the production crews are likely using girls who are about ready to give birth …. the baby sure isn’t giving ‘consent’ to the filming.

So what is the attraction? The degradation of a teenager who is already knocked up? Is it the shape of the girl that reminds the viewer of ‘the child within’ when he watches it? Is there some deep fantasy of child abuse? Does the size of the belly remind the viewer of his own belly?

I just don’t get it. I wonder whether some of this adult material is a reflection on the growing trend in celebrity circles to use getting pregnant for fame and cash. It used to be risque to do even one subtle nude picture (such as Demi Moore’s nude pregnant pose). Now, it is suddenly in vogue to announce ‘a la Britney Spears’ that you are pregnant so that your picture can be on the cover of People Magazine. We as a society still buy Britney’s albums and celebrity even though her kids were taken away from her by the criminal justice system. I guess there is a whole blog on that subject in the future.

I most disturbed at the total disregard for the unborn child. Having been in the industry I am aware of the sometimes total filth and dirt that you can encounter at adult shoots. I am not a doctor, but from what I have read on the internet certain pregnancies are ‘high risk’ ie… the chances of miscarriage go up during intercourse when pregnant. Sexually transmitted diseases, while tested for, are a risk during sex. Why risk the unborn child? Is the risk to the child worth the ‘artform’ of a 15 minute video clip? There is also the question of what will happen years from now when a child of the internet age matures. You can just hear the conversations around the dinner table now: ‘Mom…. the kids at school say I shot adult films with you and three guys! Is it true?

You know, people wonder why some kids turn to drugs or end up as prostitutes etc. I may be completely off base but until someone can rationally explain to me either the fascination with or benefit of preggers porn, may I kindly suggest that we should at a bare minimum voice an opinion against such stuff? I leave you with a picture….. I cropped it from a teen preggers site of a girl seemingly on the verge of going into labor just about to shoot a hardcore scene with three young adults who presumably are old enough to be ‘babysitters’. Does it turn you on? Does it make you want to buy it, watch it, and enjoy it?

I am not looking for an army of ‘yes’ men. If your Commander in Briefs is off base, lemme know.

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WHO WANTS NUDIE PICS OF ME?

Well, if you think you are getting it by writing to me at Myspace, yahoo or email me for nude pics, you are asking the WRONG person. A quick, short pet peeve. Some folks around here insist on writing me things like:

- hey sweets, you are hot, do you model? can I have a nudie pic?
- hey Vicky! are you horny, wanna msn?
- hey mami, hit me up with a nude pic to my yahoo!

I do admit that I have NOTHING better to do than to send nude pictures of me to whoever asks all day. In fact there is NOTHING I like to do better than have random sex chats with whoever hits me up at 2.23 am. But, for those in the Vette Nation who have not gotten the message yet

- MYSPACE IS NOT AN ADULT XRATED SITE! I know it is hard to fathom, but there is a reason why there are no pics of me on my profile doing the downward dog completely naked and with a vibrator stuck in one or more locations! I have a smashingly fun website called Vickyathome dot com, where you can, with the aid of something called Visa, Mastercard, check, telephone, and cashier’s check you can download all the nudie pics and video of me that you could ever want AND meet me online live and real time almost every day! Myspace is a ‘social networking’ site people – NOT a place to trade nude pictures so NO, please don’t send me silly requests that take up valuable time from all the great messages that I do get in my inbox. I have some shocking news – there are tons of phoney profiles on myspace and everywhere else. Yes, it is true, a 16 year old can check a box representing that he/she is over 18 and create a profile that says anything he/she wants. So, yes, even when a guy writes with a profile saying he is a 36 year old stud muffin in Hollywood, in reality the person could be a kid. I could get in deep trouble for sending adult material and it is NOT worth it.

For those people OVER the age of 18 who write things like ‘yo ma, send me a nudie pic’, there is something called Gooooooooooooooogle. All you have to do is type in my name, V-I-C-K-Y V-E-T-T-E and tons of free stuff will magically appear that feature pics of me in various yoga positions. For those of you that enjoy adult entertainment and seriously want to interact with me in an adults only setting, grab a membership to Vickyathome. It is more fun than myspace or yahoo groups, I promise.

Thanks!
Vicky Vette

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So an aquaintence on myspace asked me if I’d snap a pic in his Tank Top – I took a few! The rest are inside the site though! As usual, members can just click the pic to get to the rest… Let me know what you think guys!

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So yesterday I posted a set of Sara Jay as Major Trouble, it’s only fair I post a set of what your Commander in Briefs wore! I went more for the front lines, getting dirty, down in the trenches with my boys look… hehehe…

There are some of us together as well, examining each others torpedoes… members can click the pic to go through for the rest of them!

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